Tbh probably one of the best thing either of them has ever said and I’m crying
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
With great plaid comes great responsibility
what is wrong with everyone
this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age
I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
tumblr user fangks asks the real questions
my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it
i would not be ashamed then
fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life
This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.
I felt like I needed this back on my dash,
cash or credit, fuckboy
They’ll look somewhat like this:
They’ll all be different, of course.
If you reblog, pls tag which one u want, and the colour!